Rock Hard Traveler

Great for bachelor parties, couples, and families if you can handle it.

RESTAURANTS

Red Fish Grill

Group dinner. $$$. 

Dat Dog

Glizzies on Frenchman st.

Felix’s Oyster Bar

Top of Bourbon St.

Acme Oyster Bar

Get the oyster shot, coward.

Walk-On’s Sports Bistreaux

Good for a big group to watch college games.

The Country Club

Take an Uber. Fun spot with a cool menu.

Bars

Mona lisa bar and grille

Greatest dive bar in the gulf. Only place you can get crawfish eggrolls. Smoke inside.

Pat o’briens

Origin of the Hurricane. Best outdoor bar in the city.

old absinthe house

Get some absinthe. Its the right thing to do.

Carousel Bar & Lounge

Get here early. Mobbed with tourists, but worth one drink and rotation.

Tropical Isle

Get the hand grenade.

Beach on bourbon

Open air bar on Bourbon. 

30’90’ Bar

Great place on Frenchman

Blue nile

Best Jazz club in New Orleans. Hit Dat Dog before you head back to the hotel.

Boot scootin Rodeo

Ride the mechanical bull at this country bar. Look out for the bouncer with the dumb look on his face. He’s too stupid to hurt you but he’s got a piece on him.

coffee and breakfast

Lux Cafe

Two chicks is better, but this is still a good spot. The line will be shorter.

Two Chicks Cafe

Good southern breakfast and hair of the dog.

things to do

Labiche Swamp Tour

Pick up and drop off from your hotel.

Pelican’s Game

Embarrassingly cheap.

accomodations

Hilton Canopy

Walking distance to The French Quarter.

airport lounge

The club MSY

Basic as far as a club goes, but it does the trick.